So busy right now with my 50% off sale that I haven't much time to write but I wanted to still give you a smile so here are some very funny sayings I have collected...enjoy!
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Hope they gave ya a quick smile!